I've had that song from grease "You're the one that I want" stuck in my head the past few days and the lyrics have morphed in my head into a song about a pyro needing a medic (in the game Team Fortress 2).  I should probably ask someone about making a video on that (what?  I'm lazy).  I guess it wouldn't be TOO difficult though, at least you don't need to be able to sing.  You only ever hear pyros mumble because of their face mask, so it'd have to use subtitles and mumbling.

I got kills...they're multiplyin' and I'm takin' control...but then I'm hit and I start dying...it's mortifying!I need someone... who can heal me fast, who can heal me on the run.  I need someone, I need das ubermensch... heal me with your medigun... give me your uber when it's done.

Uber me up...or we'll never last.  We'll take the sentry down this time.  Uber me up and we'll cap the point.  Or we'll kill their whole team tryin'...then we'll cap if we survive.

You're the medic I want, you are the the one I want...ooh ooh ooh, heal me!  You're the medic I want, you are the the one I want...ooh ooh ooh, heal me!  You're the medic I want, you are the the one I want...ooh ooh ooh, heal me!  The one I need...oh yes indeed.